Big Decisions
This was a big weekend for me. Lots of important self revelations. One in particular that comes to mind. And this time at least, I'm pretty satisfied I made the right life commitment:
If I was going to become a stripper, my stripper song would be Pour Some Sugar On Me, by Def Leopard.
It was a tough choice, but I feel confident. There's something about it that just screams "slutty". Not that a stripper is necessarily slutty, because that's not what I'm saying at all. But I think my stripper routine in particular would be extra slutty, given that if I was going to actually be a stripper, I would want to go all out. Ipso facto (eh, BG...) my song needs to be slutty. Go big or go home, right?
So. The big question is: what would your stripper song be?
Mr. Beef already claimed Sweet Child O' Mine, by GNR. And Beef went with Save a Horse [Ride a Cowboy], Big and Rich *rolls eyes*. And we all know FS is going to choose Hungry Eyes. And I'm quasi-confident the Dark Horse will go with Gimme More, Britney. But what about the rest of you? Dig deep on this one. Reach into those dark facets of your heart, and really think about your inner stripper.
p.s. For dinner tonight, Fingers, BSB, and Lucky made me a panzarotti that was as big as my dinner plate. And it was a unanimous decision that it looked like an inner body part, we're just not sure which one...
12 comments:
Gotta go with You Shook Me All Night Long on this one, sport. I won't tranny it up as much in stripper mode though.
And I'd totally be one of those strippers who's just trying to put herself through college, but happens to be really good with a pole.
I can totally see it, Pants. You should get yourself a little hot pants, English schoolgirl suit.
I think I'd be more of a "Flashdance" stripper--loves to groove, too street wise for the ballet academy, works out her frustrations of life through the rhyhtmic beats of dirty, dirty Def Leopard...
... And I'd have a whip... Or somethin' *shifty eyes*
big booty hos...hands down. interpretive dance styles....(ewwww...sorry- i think i crossed the line with that one...that song is shockingly disgusting...i just made myself gag by thinking about it!)
R.I.P. B.I.G.
peace,
lil' fingers
Never mind one song, I've got a set list:
1. Gimme More - Britney
2. The Gambler - Kenny Rogers
3. Moonlight Desires - Gowan
4. On Eagles' Wings - Unknown
5. Thunderstruck - ACDC
6. Lose Control - KFed
Encore : Snowbird - Anne Murray
Dark Horse
I will go with fuschia spandex and Olivia Newton-John's Physical.
Ohmygod. The visual of you grinding in THESE shoes to On Eagles Wings is almost too much for me.
Good one, Dark Horse.
But Lil' Fingers--I'm a bit surprised... I would have thought something more 1970s from you... A little Ring My Bell perhaps?
Keri... Not the Aftican Anteater Ritual?
'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mixalot. No question.
Oh my gosh. You make the best movie references.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RhMqJPATL4
This song just screams, "TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!"
I feel like I'm the wrong "colour" to be stripping to such a song so I'd have to paint myself black and get a few gold teeth first.
anything miley cyrus. for the dads in the audience.
-sleeves
1. Feelin' Love - Paula Cole
2. Here I Go Again - Whitesnake
Encore: There's a Hippo in my Bathtub - Anne Murray
Janine (Keri's sister)
I have to say, I'm a bit shocked that not one--NOT ONE--but two people have chosen Anne Murray.
A bit shocking...
Baby Got Back and Sir Mixalot are also wonderful choices. I highly approve *collective nodding of heads from the peanut gallery*
And Sleeves... Now I can't get flippin Hannah Montana out of my head...
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